NFL Draft

It's not sexy when a team takes an offensive lineman as the #1 overall pick in the draft. It has no cache and just kinda ruins things because you never notice o-linemen. He could be a big bust and you'd never know if he's not on your team.

It's also kinda lame when teams agree to a contract with a player before they make the pick on draft day. No speculation or possible trade ups by other teams. Boring.

So when a team (Dolphins) decides to take an o-lineman with the first pick and signs him (weeks?) before the draft, it's almost as unsexy as your parents getting it on.